Trailer Park: Docs, Death, and Dolly

Welcome to “Trailer Park,” our regular Friday feature where we collect the week’s new trailers all in one place and do a little “judging a book by its cover,” ranking them from worst to best and taking our best guess at what they may be hiding. We’ve got seven new trailers this week, ranging from the joy of Elmo and Dolly to the horrors of Katherine Heigl; check ’em out after the jump.

One For the Money

We could say that this looks like the best movie Heigl’s made in a while, but that is some faint praise indeed. It is also worth pointing out — as many others have — that it appears to basically just be The Bounty Hunter (which featured Heigl’s Ugly Truth co-star Gerald Butler) with a sex change; however, it should be noted that this story got there first, since it is based on Janet Evanovich’s inaugural Stephanie Plum novel (sounds like somebody‘s sniffin’ out a franchise). Don’t take our line of contrarian defense to mean anything though — we’re staying far away from this one, equally repelled by the January release date and Heigl’s odious Joisey accent.