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Exclusive: Make Your Own Donald Rumsfeld Bible Briefing

We’re still reeling over the revelation that Donald Rumsfeld included bible-quoting, crusade-style briefings during the invasion of Iraq. While the idea of fighting fundamentalism by calling for holy war is pretty unsettling, our real story here is our military’s stunning lack of familiarity with Photoshop (seriously, could these cut and pastes be any uglier?). The good news: You don’t need any skill at all to alter the alterations. After the jump, a few of our attempts at fill-in-the-blank bible briefings, and the templates so you can make your own.

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AFTER:

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MAKE YOUR OWN (Right Click to Download) Hint: Times New Roman 12 (Bold/Italic) looks pretty close:

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