William Shakespeare Beard type: Anchor Typical opus: Romeo and Juliet Gravity (UPI rating): 25
Geoffrey Chaucer Beard Type: Ducktail Typical opus: The Canterbury Tales Gravity (UPI rating): 26
D.H. Lawrence Beard Type: Short Box Typical opus: Women in Love Gravity (UPI rating): 28
Henrik Ibsen Beard Type: The Queen’s Muttonchops Typical opus: A Doll’s House Gravity (UPI rating): 40
Fyodor Dostoevsky Beard Type: Ragged French Fork Typical opus: Crime and Punishment Gravity (UPI rating): 34
Victor Hugo Beard Type: Short Box Typical opus: Les Misérables Gravity (UPI rating): 31
Jules Verne Beard Type: Groomed Garibaldi Typical opus: Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea Gravity (UPI rating): 33
Leo Tolstoy Beard Type: Elongated French Fork Typical opus: Anna Karenina Gravity (UPI rating): 45
Ernest Hemingway Beard Type: Daddy’s Box Typical opus: The Sun Also Rises Gravity (UPI rating): 29
Alan Moore Beard Type: Hibernator Typical opus: Watchmen Gravity (UPI rating): 41
Miguel de Cervantes Beard Type: Van Dyke Typical opus: Don Quixote Gravity (UPI rating): 30
Umberto Eco Beard Type: Short Box Typical opus: The Name of the Rose Gravity (UPI rating): 27
George R.R. Martin Beard Type: Wandering Fisherman Typical opus: A Game of Thrones Gravity (UPI rating): 41
Anton Chekhov Beard Type: Pointed Hollywoodian Typical opus: “The Lady with the Little Dog” Gravity (UPI rating): 32
Joseph Conrad Beard Type: Anchor Typical opus: Heart of Darkness Gravity (UPI rating): 39
Salman Rushdie Beard Type: Cropped Van Dyke Typical opus: Midnight’s Children Gravity (UPI rating): 23
Charles Dickens Beard Type: Elongated Spade Typical opus: A Tale of Two Cities Gravity (UPI rating): 42
Herman Melville Beard Type: Old Dutch Typical opus: Moby Dick Gravity (UPI rating): 45