Welcome to “Trailer Park,” our regular Friday feature where we collect the week’s new trailers all in one place and do a little “judging a book by its cover,” ranking them from worst to best and taking our best guess at what they may be hiding. We’ve got six new trailers this week, with an emphasis on family-friendly fare. Check ’em out after the jump.
Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace 3D
This new trailer for the first of George Lucas’ upcoming “let’s squeeze a few more bucks outta this thing” 3D re-releases of the Star Wars movie accomplishes one goal cleanly and without question: it serves as an effective reminder of exactly how fucking terrible Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace is. (And it doesn’t even have to show us Jar-Jar to do it!) So yeah, remember how crushingly disappointing this movie was back in 1999? Now you can experience that all over again, for a few extra bucks, in 3-D. Yipee.