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Like everything else, your favorite fright flicks have been watered-down and commercialized for consumer culture. Creepy imagery and horror cinema’s nastiest characters are an easy way to get the attention of boob tube drones that perk up when baddies and bloodthirsty villains slice and dice their way through product placement. Here are a few of the most ridiculous television commercials — horror cinema-inspired. Which ones are the saddest? Leave us your favorite picks below.

Rob Zombie’s Woolite commercial