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Today at Flavorpill, we swooned over this clip of Joseph Gordon-Levitt doing an acoustic cover of R. Kelly’s “Ignition.” We wondered how much it would cost to have a ketchup fountain at our next big event. We couldn’t believe that someone’s friend would allow them to get this Friday Night Lights-inspired finger tattoo. We tried to imagine working at a company that forced its employees to display their bra cup size on their name tags. We were impressed by Tony Craig’s crazy dice sculptures. We decided that we would not like to sleep in a floating tent hanging off a tree. We couldn’t get over the $7,000 pink Swarovski crystal-encrusted mini bathtub that Kelly Rowland bought Beyoncé’s baby-girl-to-be. We saw visual proof that most movie posters are basically variations on the same theme. We started getting excited for Jason Segel’s next project, which he describes as “a kids adventure movie in the style of Goonies or Labyrinth.” We read what has to be the most thoughtful analysis of the McRib’s elusiveness ever written (spoiler alert: it’s tied to the cash price for hog meat). We were mildly disturbed by this font made out of leg hair. And finally, we were oddly amused by this photo of Oprah running over hot coals. Thanks to our friends at BuzzFeed, you can photoshop your own images of Oprah running away from things!