Sweet. Baby. Jesus. Take a moment to imagine all the terrible things in this world. In your personal list, at least in the top five, is “Viva La Vida.” This is followed closely by “Chris Martin,” and then “Chris Martin’s Dance Moves.” Factually speaking, “Viva La Vida” is (probably) the leading song experts use to placate inmates, kill weeds, and de-poison horny toads. Now, slightly above this song on your “Shit that is Whack in the World” list are people who claim to have written “Viva La Vida” (don’t give me that face, I’m talking to you, Creaky Boards!). But number one on the list are remixed versions “Viva La Vida.” And what about one that incorporates The Killers, Bon Jovi, and Kelly Clarkson?
“It all began from an idea that I wanted to mash up Joe Satriani’s ‘If I Could Fly’ with Coldplay’s ‘Viva La Vida,’ says Norwegian Recycling about his seven song remix, “Viva La Viral.” Due to sound issues, he resorted to the following ingredients:
1. Coldplay – Viva La Vida
2. The Killers – When You Were Young
3. Kelly Clarkson – Because Of You
4. Bon Jovi – Livin’ On A Prayer
5. Empire Of The Sun – Walking On A Dream
6. Muse – Starlight
7. Hellogoodbye – All Of Your Love
Rachael Ray just died. Oh you put in Kelly Clarkson too?? Wow! Now Miss Ray is rolling around in a grave of baguettes. The idea of creating such a musical frankenstein is frightening, but the hope that the song, as the title suggests, goes viral is just downright sadistic. Not to mention Norwegian Recycling spent eight hours importing and mixing these samples. That’s some Cruella De Vil shit right there. Actually, this criticism is too harsh — the three redeeming parts of this video deserve mention: seconds 1:42, 1:43, and 1:44. Enjoy.
Comments (22)
ur a douche bag u arrogant turd
uve probably done nothing important in your life besides bitching online about people who are better than you
which is most the human and animal population
Screw you viva la viral is great
Yeah teasy is right you guys are gay fags i love coldplay and havent heard viva la viral but the killers are crazy good too
Viva la viral best song ever you gay bitch
Viva la viral best song ever you gay bitch
And i like viva la vida too
Thats my song you fool
Thats my song you fool!
Thats my song fool!
This guy just has no life and disses golden songs teasy is speaking the truth
Wow i love all of thoes songs this ass needs to be kicked of like right now
YOUTUBE LOVES YOU VIVA LA VIRAL!!!!!
Youtube needs some more Norwegian Recycling
Stelios Phili go to hell
o so thats the bitches name
Im gay ok i just wanted people to like me
Wow even Mr.t is against me
Well Viva la Viral is gold and i was just blinded so i tried to put it down but now i see how it has changed me into a better person im sorry ill delete this post asap
your still a bitch
@harold were you talking to me or this phil gut
sorry the phil man i see what you thought but you should listen to it its a good song
To the the impostor Stelios’ and everyone else:
Considering these comments were posted on the same day, all within 2 or 3 minutes apart from each other, it is clear that only one person wrote them. To put that into perspective, you, my dear friend, wasted from 8:28pm to 8:49pm having a fictional conversation with yourself and defending Coldplay, no less. 20 minutes of your time was spent in self-deception, attempting to convince yourself that people actually agree with/care about what you have to say regarding this shitty remix.
Just thought I’d point that out.
-Stelios
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