Editor’s note: Welcome to The Fug Report! Each week our fashion blogger friends Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan, the sartorial geniuses behind Go Fug Yourself, will feature some of the most memorable looks of the week in this space. We hope you enjoy it!
This week, on Go Fug Yourself, Charlize Theron was a hot, surprise surprise, in large part because of her Charlizeness. Serena Williams: also hot. So was Jessica Simpson (no, seriously!). Something must be going around. In other news, Meryl Streep blew our minds by hanging out with some Real Housewives, China Chow sported a festive luau poncho, Kate Beckinsale went out in what looked like granny panties, and Piper Perabo’s hair looked like something out of Star Trek married to a pastry. Finally, we decided that someone at Cosmo must really hate ScarJo — and her boobs. Can anyone explain what’s happening on this cover and why?