He rides the subway. [via]
He makes instant coffee. [via]
He goes bowling with friends. [via]
He uses old-timey computers. [via]
And new-timey ones. [via]
He eats airplane food. [via]
He keeps out of the rain. [via]
He calls his mom (or, you know, whomever). [via]
He drives home from work. [via]
He combs his hair. [via]
He eats his peas. [via]
He reads the paper. [via]
And even books from time to time. [via]
He pushes his kid in a stroller. [via]
He plays football… sort of. [via]
He fools around with model planes. [via]
He cuts his birthday cake. [via]
He writes stuff down. [via]
He waits for his flight. [via]
He checks out the museums. [via]
He pours himself a drink. [via]
He shops in Chinatown. [via]
He opens presents. [via]
He does his exercises (even as a kid!). [via]
He takes a break from class. [via]