Ranking Possible Post-Apocalyptic Scenarios From Best to Worst

As we all know, the world is supposed to end this year, dropping us all into a huge pit of who-knows-what. In an effort to be prepared, we’ve been thinking about what kind of post-apocalyptic world would best suit us — and since the end-date is a fantasy, we think it only fitting that the only resultant post-apocalyptic scenarios we consider be just as fictional. In our pop-culture focused minds, it just seems like it ought to work out that way. Accordingly, we’ve sifted through the many post-apocalyptic worlds in literature and film to find the best and the worst possible outcomes, at least in our eyes. But to each his own — would you rather live in Zombieland than in the Matrix? Or is your worst nightmare or best case scenario not represented here? Let us know in the comments.

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

This classic manga (and Studio Ghibli film) is set 1000 years after the “Seven Days of Fire”, a disaster that destroyed industrial civilization, turned the sea to poison, and turned the earth into a vast, polluted forest called the “Sea of Corruption” that pushes the surviving humans to ever-smaller open land. However, princess Nausicaä discovers that the forest is actually a purifying force, meant to restore the planet. We think the sense of quiet wonder that pervades this series is something we would be happy to wait in until the world rekindles itself — especially if we had our own fox-squirrel to ride on our shoulders.

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The Book of Eli boring ?!?! its by far the best post-apocalyptic movie ever made. The sense of realism to how humans act in the movie is very well done aswell. Dog eats dog aka humans become cannibalistic. that movie should have been way more popular instead of that Avatar crapshit.... just sayin :P

That bit in The Road where they find the people in the cellar... that still gives me shudders. I read that part just before bed, and predictably enough, did not sleep at all well that night

On a lighter note 1984 may also fit into this somewhere.

just like to say.. i saw the road (book of eli) and thought they were two brilliant films. theres not enough apocolyptic films out there.. but i think the road is better.. as it portrays the sense of loss and bond between father and son during there travels. also the survival instincts and encounters.. a must see!

The book of The Road is worse. It makes the film look as if it's the Road to Oz. Also, Children of Men - pretty bleak.

How could you forget the original "Omega Man" with Charlton Heston?

Definitely some things I need to check out here! I'd add The Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler. Intense, desperate, hopeful, but what makes it really frightening is its realism.

Sadly, this list leaves out the world in Nevil Shute's "On the Beach," where the last remnants of humanity huddle on the southern coast of Australia as the trade winds bring fatal fallout from the Third World War inevitably closer. Definitely deserving of a top spot, perhaps tied with "The Road."

The Road is definitely ruthlessly, beautifully bleak and deserves the "top" spot. And I definitely liked the inclusion of Delicatessen on your list as well as A Boy and His Dog. It has been so very long since I even thought about that story (or Harlan Ellison). I also like the suggestion above of including Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale, another wonderful, frightening novel.

Nice list. Delicatessen was a fantastic movie and I'm glad it made the list. Where does Wall-E fit in? It is kind of after the apocalypse when humanity was forced to flee the earth. I think the idea of having all those awesome robots and living in space would place it at the happier end of the spectrum though the existentially vacant life on board might bump it to somewhere near the Matrix or below.

Two books by Margaret Atwood would make my list. "Oryx and Crake" and "The Handmaid's Tale" both are pretty bleak.

I actually quite like Book Of Eli and didn't find it boring at all. You forgot to mention The Road Warrior/Mad Max on your list which I think is a glaring omission.There is also On The Beach which is pretty much the grandfather of all of these.