The Royal Tenenbaums Margot & Richie Print, $10 from Etsy
For the walls of your indoor tent.
Super Mario Valentine’s Card, $3 from Etsy
For lovelorn Italian-American plumbers.
Dirty Dancing print, $20 from Etsy
For mambos and misplaced mustaches.
Ron Swanson Valentine, $4 from Etsy
For your ribs.
E.T. and Yoda in love print, $15 from Etsy
For those who are easily amused, i.e., us.
Zombie card, $4 from Etsy
For the inevitable zombie apocalypse.
How I Met Your Mother Suit pajamas, $99 from Amazon
For the Barney Stinson in your bed.
Doctor Who Card, $4 from Etsy
For time travelers’ wives.
30 Rock cross-stitch, $4 from Etsy
For chicks with adam’s apples.
Dr. Steve Brule canvas print, $49 from Fine Art America
For your health.