As longtime fans of Bill Hader’s Stefon character on Saturday Night Live, you can only imagine how excited we were to come across these illustrations inspired by the wildly fabulous hot spots that the Weekend Update city correspondent frequents over on Splitsider. Among our favorites, Danielle MacIndoe’s colorful take on Ounce, a club located in the middle of the East River that boasts “cholos, puke people, a sheepdog that looks like Bruce Vilanch, and an entire room of puppets doing karate…It’s that thing where someone calls Miss Piggy fat and she goes, ‘High ya!'” Head over to Splitsider for more fantastic visual odes to all things Stefon, from human bathmats to Gizblow the Coked-Up Gremlin.