Every Friday here at Flavorwire, we like to gather up the week’s new movie trailers, give them a look-see, and rank them from worst to best — while taking a guess or two at what they might tell us (or hide from us) about the movies they’re promoting. We’ve got ten new trailers for you this week, including the American Pie sequel (yes, another one) American Reunion, the end-of-the-world thriller 4:44 Last Day on Earth, a new indie featuring (and produced by) Nick Offerman, and the latest effort from the fine folks at Pixar. Check ’em all out after the jump, and share your thoughts in the comments.
Here’s the part where they lost me: when Jim’s dad says the thing about the pages being stuck together in his old porno magazines. Actually, it’s not the line itself — far be it from me to begrudge an American Pie sequel a sticky-pages joke. It’s how they sell the line afterwards, as the two of them look down, and then slowly look up, as they realize why they’re stuck together! Oh, can you believe it?
Little tip, scatological filmmakers: if you have to put in that moment, then you think your audience is even stupider than they are.