Editor’s note: Welcome to The Fug Report! Each week our fashion blogger friends Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan, the sartorial geniuses behind Go Fug Yourself, will feature some of the most memorable looks of the week in this space. We hope you enjoy it!
This week on Go Fug Yourself, it was All Oscars, All the Time. Strap in, because we looked at more than a hundred looks. For example, we love Emma Stone, but we did not love what she wore. We enjoyed Gwyneth Paltrow’s majestic cape, and found The Tale of Angelina Jolie’s Rogue Leg hilarious. We gave the thumbs up to Meryl Streep, and even more thumbs up to Mila Jovovich. We thought Octavia Spencer was perfection, and made unfounded speculation about the nature of Stacy Keibler and George Clooney’s relationship. We made similar speculations about the Princess of Monaco, and enjoyed the acrobatics of Bret McKenzie. We also discovered possibly the world’s most frightening dress, worshipped at the altar of Joan Collins, and, finally, celebrated our 10,000th post by revealing the cover of our new book. Now we need a nap.