Today’s headlines that shouldn’t be funny – but are.

1. “Journalist Questions Obama about Smoking” [via PCO]
NOT Funny: “I don’t do it in front of my kids. I don’t do it in front of my family.”
Funny: This is probably the closest he will ever get to saying, “I did not have sex with that woman…”

2. “MySpace to shed 300 jobs worldwide” [via Times]
NOT Funny: 300 jobs = 2/3 of MySpace’s work force.
Funny: VeryFewPeoplesSpace.com

3. “Taxpayer Money to Promote Tap Water” [MYTC]
NOT Funny: Minneapolis is spending $200,000 to promote tap water.
Funny: The economy is going down the drain! Oh snap!