40 of Don Draper’s Best Lines

In just two days we can wish a very happy birthday to everyone’s favorite television ad executive, Don Draper — or at least the talented actor that plays AMC’s handsome boozer, Jon Hamm. While we wait to catch up with Mad Men during season five, which premieres on March 25, we thought we’d host a little party to celebrate the passing of Hamm’s 40th year. We imagine that the dapper Don would celebrate his own birthday by nursing an Old Fashioned in the wee hours of the morning, but instead of joining him we’re content to let the Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce partner have all the fun. (He still has a lot of suburban malaise to work through.) Instead, we’re taking a look at 40 of Don Draper’s best lines from the television series — quotes that impart a special brand of wisdom that only the deeply flawed and utterly charming bastard can deliver. Read on to relive your favorite Don Draper quips, and tell us which ones we missed in the comments below.

 

“Maybe I’m not as comfortable being powerless as you are.” Season one, New Amsterdam

“People tell you who they are, but we ignore it because we want them to be who we want them to be.” Season four, The Summer Man

“I keep going to a lot of places and ending up somewhere I’ve already been.” Season three, Out of Town

“Change is neither good or bad, it simply is.” Season three, Love Among the Ruins

“People were buying cigarettes before Freud was born.” Season one, Smoke Gets in Your Eyes 

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Success is about standing out, not fitting in. (s. 2, ep.1)

Well, one day you’re there and then all of a sudden there’s less of you. And you wonder where that part went, if it’s living somewhere outside of you, and you keep thinking maybe you’ll get it back. And then you realize, it’s just gone. - Peggy, Meditations in an Emergency

"You're good. Get better. Stop asking for things. Close the door." (To Peggy) Season 3, Episode 7, "Seven Twenty Three"

"Did you enjoy ze Fuhrer's birthday?" - Christmas Comes But Once A Year.

Donald Draper doesn't celebrate birthdays....

"There's a way out of this room we don't know about."

"our greatest fears lie in anticipation"

"THAT'S WHAT THE MONEY IS FOR!"

I could die of boredom or holster up my guns