Every Friday here at Flavorwire, we like to gather up the week new movie trailers, give them a look-see, and rank them from worst to best — while taking a guess or two about what they might tell us (or hide from us) about the movies they’re promoting. We’ve got seven new trailers for you this week, including new films from Nicole Kidman, Clive Owen, Kate Hudson, and a new Johnny Depp-Tim Burton collaboration. Check ’em all out after the jump, and share your thoughts in the comments.
A Little Bit of Heaven
Look, it’s not like we’re ever going into a Kate Hudson trailer (and, by this point, that’s all we’re watching that she’s involved in — the idea of paying money and sitting through a Kate Hudson movie is utterly implausible) with high hopes. But even with our usual low bar, we’re not sure what the hell to make of this mind-boggling mosaic of Lifetime movie clichés. And while Ms. Hudson’s presence in this kind of pap is expected by now, what are all of these other good people doing in it? Peter Dinklage? Lucy Punch? Rosemarie DeWitt? Romany Malco? Sure, you guys have bill to pay, understood. But A Little Bit of Heaven? Seriously?