The All-Time Weirdest Facial Hair on Film

If you were one of the many people who saw The Hunger Games this weekend, you know the character Seneca Crane. Well, okay, if you didn’t read the book you might not recall his name; he’s that guy with the awesome beard. Now you know exactly who we’re talking about, don’t you? Because that beard was so awesome. Seriously, it’s very rare that you see the kind of facial hair that can steal scenes like that. We don’t even remember what he was doing in most of those scenes because… beard. Beard.

Seneca isn’t alone, though — there’s been some pretty amazing facial hair memorialized in movies through the ages. And we’re not talking your regular run-of-the-mill Zach Galifianakis hairiness either — we mean braids and beads and stencils and lots and lots of mustache wax! Join us as we celebrate the most follically gifted movie characters we could find, and make sure to let us know if we missed anyone.

Seneca Crane in The Hunger Games (2012)

Seneca Crane’s beard has its own Facebook fan page with nearly 15,000 likes. The actor who plays Seneca, Wes Bentley, doesn’t even have one of those, but he’s not even upset. “It really defined the character for me,” he said in an interview. Jennifer Lawrence, who plays Katniss, agrees — apparently, at a press event, she admitted that if she could play any other character in the movie, she would be the beard. That’s some powerful stuff there.

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I'va always been partial to Baron Munchausen's facial grooming myself.

This list is not complete with out Pai Mei's beard from Kill Bill Vol. 2. That thing was so silky smooth.

Oh man, does it have to be? Thanks for your clarification, I think this is where we part. It's a wide open internet and I need to find a cultural news website for me, y'know? Consider seeing Joe Dirt. It's fun.

Tom - Most of the articles written on this site are done in the third person plural. It's just the style we use.

Why do you hate Joe Dirt? Is your use of "we" supposed to entice me into jumping on the Joe Dirt pre-judgement wagon?

You forgot Dr. Arliss Loveless in Wild Wild West (1999) !