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Every Friday here at Flavorwire, we like to gather up the week’s new movie trailers, give them a look-see, and rank them from worst to best — while taking a guess or two about what they might tell us (or hide from us) about the movies they’re promoting. We’ve got eleven trailers for you this week, including new films from Woody Allen, Oliver Stone, and Seth McFarlane, plus Whitney Houston’s final role and Katy Perry in 3D. (Seriously.) Check ‘em all out after the jump, and share your thoughts in the comments.

Rock of Ages

Bad hair metal songs, transformed into cheeseball Hollywood musical numbers. Good actors slumming, bad actors failing. Bullshit nostalgia, repackaged and resold. There is no movie I’m looking forward to less than this one.

Wait, what’s that? They’re doing Grown-Ups 2? Scratch the previous statement.

Barely.