The Actors With the Worst On-Screen Love Lives

One of our favorite movies of the year, Sarah Polley’s heartbreaking Take This Waltz, hits theaters this Friday (but, heads up, you can watch it on demand right effing now, and should). In it, Michelle Williams plays a writer who jeopardizes her seemingly happy marriage when she falls for the handsome fellow down the street. Thinking back on the movie, we couldn’t help but muse that Williams seems an actress particularly unlucky in love on screen; in fact, she’s one of many actors who seem to have made a specialty of playing characters who are perpetually getting screwed, romantically speaking. After the jump, we take a look at the unlucky cinematic love lives of Williams and nine of her contemporaries (to keep it simple, we stuck with modern actors). Some spoilers ahead, so read at your own risk, etc.; agree, disagree, and add your own nominees in the comments.

Michelle Williams
HEARTBREAK RUNDOWN: Messy, painful divorce (Blue Valentine); Adulterous longing (Take this Waltz); Widowed literally while committing adultery (Incendiary); Cheated on by husband, with another man (Brokeback Mountain); Murdered (Shutter Island); Dated James Van Der Beek (Dawson’s Creek).
SCORE: 10/10. Ms. Williams is our modern Bette Davis or Joan Crawford; she suffers on-screen for our romantic sins.

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but what about Steve Carrell's TERRIBLE love life in The Office?! He HAS to get some points for that! talk about heartbreaking...

Nicole Kidman in Margot at the Wedding

Laura Linney immediately popped up my head. She always has tto be cheated wife, woman who involved in affairs, wife who doesn't love her husband. Case in points as far as I recall (The Truman Show, You Can Count On Me, The Squid and the Whale, The Savages, Mystic River. Kimsey)

Kate Winslet in The Holiday is missing

Nicole Kidman - in two early forays: Bangkok Hilton, sent to Thai prison after her holiday romance puts heroin in her luggage, Dead Calm, seduced and terrorised by Billy Zane on a boat.

Correction: Kidman was one of our foremost serious actresses, until she decided to have a cosmetic surgeon inject a fifty gallon drum of poison into her face.

@FastPanda-- exactly who I thought of when I saw the post's title.

You forget Michelle Williams' almost thwarted love (no thanks to her awful BFF) in Me Without You. A great film and at least ends happily.