10 of the Worst Political Songs You’ll Ever Hear

Oh, Serj Tankian. Bless him. Few songwriters better exemplify the pitfalls of overtly political songwriting than the top-hatted occasional poet and former System of a Down frontman — no one’s denying that his heart’s in the right place, but by God does he write some stridently awful lyrics. With Tankian’s new album out this week, we got to thinking about his work with his former band, and about political songwriting in general. We generally have nothing but respect for anyone who wants their songs to do more than rhyme “moon” with “June,” but the art of tackling politics in song is a difficult one to master — get it wrong and you come off as either hopelessly clueless or a tedious proselytizing windbag. So here are some examples of both. To be clear: it’s not like we disagree with the political views of these songs (or most of them, anyway). It’s just that they’re not exactly how we’d choose to try to put across those views. Sigh.

System of a Down — ”BYOB”

See, here’s the problem with Tankian’s songwriting. Reducing the Iraq and Afghanistan wars to a snappy two-line soundbite like “Why don’t presidents fight the war?/ Why do they always send the poor?” — especially when prefacing it with ranting about fascism etc. — does no one any favors. It’s ultimately the same sort of four-legs-good, two-legs-bad rhetoric so beloved by the exact same people that Tankian wants to condemn. There’s too much polarizing rhetoric in this country — it’s easy and satisfying to stand up and decry people who don’t agree with your politics as Nazis/commies, but it doesn’t actually achieve anything beyond preaching to the converted (and, in this case, doing so in a rather juvenile way).

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you mention american idiot and B.Y.O.B. and you forget the most pretentious piece of shit that is "Dear Mr.President" from Pink ? I mean "what do you feel when you see all the homeless in the streets?" and "Let me tell you bout hard work, building a bed out of a cardboard box", seriously?

Hey, I guess by your critique of B.Y.O.B. and Connor Oberst we should also include War Pigs by Black Sabbath and Masters of War by Dylan. Maybe you should have taken some of your own criticism to heart before you started writing this inane post. Maybe a top 10 list was not a successful way of approaching your chosen material and maybe a little heavy handed and ham fisted. Good luck trying to stay credible when your taking shots at a guy who died by madman's bullet after leaving a legacy of joy-inspiring music and sardonic observation, that's all, observation friend.

Most of the S.O.A.D songs where written by Daron Malakian, especially the political songs. Serj's music is not and can not be everyones cup of tea. It really is too bad everything in the world has its haters and you felt the need to make this lame post.

@Eric - not at all. I'm fully aware of the value of a simple statement, but in this case, you're confusing "simple" with "disingenuous". For the record, "Us and Them" is a fantastic song precisely because it avoids the sort of empty posturing that "Give Peace a Chance" purveys. "With, without/ And who'll deny that's what the fighting's all about?"... that line alone is about one zillion times better than anything in "Give Peace a Chance" or its ilk

Does anyone remember the Beastie Boys' "In A World Gone Mad" protesting the Iraq War. It felt like the knowledge was there, but the lyrics were really, truly bad. They make a reference to Zoolander! I know their hearts and minds were in the right place, but even the production feels rushed on the track.

In your world-weary, too-clever snarky intellectualism, you miss the value of a simple, emotional, plea. "Give Peace a Chance" doesn't purport to be a sophisticated policy proposal. It's a reflection on a gut feeling that many of us have, similar to Roger Waters's "God only knows it's not what we would choose to do."

I can't wait to hear your protest songs Tom, I'm sure they will be much better than John Lennon's.

John Mayer, Waiting on the World to Change. In other words, "the lazy activist's theme song."

Thank you for mentioning Yoko Ono's Give Peace A Chance, there are so many songs that follow the same idea, that singing about a problem will make it go away.

It's timely that this was written. He dropped a fairly politicized video for Harakiri yesterday. So far I've only seen it on rolling stone (http://bit.ly/HarakiriRS). The song is much better imo.

It may not change the commentary, but B.Y.O.B. was written by System's guitarist Daron Malakian.

Great topic. What are the BEST political songs?

I'm gonna go with Tori Amos' Yo George. I love that gal but the whole thing is pretty trite (especially for someone now based in Great Britain). When you start talking about having allergies to policies and calling for Abe Lincoln, I gotta check out. On a similar note, I considered Nine Inch Nail's Capital G but I think that song is cheesetastic.

I think that "B.Y.O.B." and "Zombie," are both extremely effective and awesome. Music operates and effects on a more emotional, primal level, so lines that would be silly in an op-ed can really work as song lyrics. "Why is our society structured so that the poor disproportionately fight in causes benefiting the wealthy?" doesn't have the same ring to it. PS. Why no love for the super awesome (and by "awesome" I mean terrible) Right Brothers => http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-z2D9lo9-8