Congrats go out to the three winners of our Heard in the Crowd contest — we’re sure you’ll enjoy Judah Friedlander’s antics at the Bad Art Auction tonight at Le Poisson Rouge. Avant rockers Xiu Xiu will cap the affair with some good, if dissonant, art-rock noise.
Junior high kid walking by to his two friends: Yo, I heard for every 10 pounds you lose your dick gets one inch bigger. Kid 2: (pointing to Kid 3) So like Ronnie’s dick must be 20 inches or some sh*t. Kid 3: (looks down and sighs)
– Standing in line at a book signing on Smith Street
B&T looking guy to his friend: You’re pretty sexy for an accountant.
– Two guys at crowded show at Hiro Ballroom
Concession Worker to annoying customer: The other bathrooms are just downstairs. Annoying Customer: Downstairs? How do I get there? Do I just….go downstairs? Concession Worker: That would be the best way, yeah.
– Angelika Film Center