With titles like My First Little Boob Job and Daddy Hopes He Has Enough Rope in the Trunk, these incredibly warped children’s books dreamed up by illustrator Bob Staake aren’t for sensitive young readers — or any young readers, really — but they did give us a good chuckle or two. Click through to see a selection of reads from Staake’s very naughty (and possibly NSFW) fictional library, which we spotted thanks to Kottke, and let us know in the comments whether you find the darkly humorous series as delightfully offensive as we do!
Image credit: Bob Staake
Image credit: Bob Staake
Image credit: Bob Staake
Image credit: Bob Staake
Image credit: Bob Staake
Image credit: Bob Staake
Image credit: Bob Staake
Image credit: Bob Staake
Image credit: Bob Staake
Image credit: Bob Staake