10 Bands Whose Shows We Dare You to Sit Through

With a relative minimum of fanfare, resurgent post-rock overlords Godspeed You! Black Emperor have snuck out an album this week — Allelujah! Don’t Bend! Ascend! is their fourth studio album and their first since 2002′s Yanqui U.X.O. We’ve always been big fans of the band, and we’ve jumped at every opportunity to see them live since they got back together in 2010 — their epic shows are the stuff of legend, frequently stretching past two hours and always very, very loud. But we do appreciate that their shows aren’t for everyone, and that even if they are for you, you kinda have to be in the mood for them. In this spirit, then, we celebrate (and/or gently poke fun at) a selection of bands whose shows are something of an endurance test, either in a good way or just in a rather tiresome one. As ever, let us know if we’ve missed anyone.

Godspeed You! Black Emperor

We heart Godspeed, and we blissed out happily during their epic two-and-a-half-hour comeback set at the Brooklyn Masonic Temple last year, emerging with sore ears and a strange feeling of inner peace. We also enjoyed them at the recent ATP in New York, although we did feel for the benighted souls strung around the perimeter of the warehouse on Pier 36 where the band played, looking imploringly at their boyfriends/girlfriends and asking wordlessly if it was time to go yet.

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Try Sunn o))) supported by Whitehouse. Tasty. Or any number of Japanese noise instrumentalists- Merzbow or Fushitsusha for example. MBV managed to be astromically loud in large venues and covered most frequencies so probably wins. Converge for the sheer freneticism. Anal C**t which offended my friend so much he walked out. Godspeed live (to my ears) feels like a bombastic lullaby so i don't think makes my cut. Diamanda Galas probably involves some endurance skills.

I'd love to sit through Hanatarash or C.C.C.C.C.(especially after seeing one of them collaborate in Astro earlier this year) gig, but no way am I taking that Grateful Dead dare.

The Dillinger Escape Plan. I've seen them a couple of times now and all of their shows have been brutal assults on the senses. From the mind scrambling music, to the very physical performance by the band themselves.

What about lighting bolt!?!? And its only 2 people making all that amazing noise!

The guy in the east village is a Lou Reed look-alike and professional dog walker. He will happily autograph old VU albums for you.

MBV in 92(?) in NYC - a mixture of jet engines and euphoria.

Dinosaur, jr. As j. Mascis loves to bring multiple marshall stacks to play small performance spaces. The roots because they just won't stop playing and black thought loves his pulpit up there a little too much.

If you're allowing dead people, where's GG Allin? Does flavorwire exclusively hire coprophiles?

@razoroflove - oh! You're right, we totally did. Or, even better, Sunn 0))/Boris

Y'all forgot Sunn O)))

i've seen 4 of these bands. nothing can top My Bloody Valentine.

Whoever wrote this obviously has no idea and is basing this off stereotypes. Jerry preferred Häagen-Dazs.

You can't sit through a Grateful Dead show because you'd be dancing! (~):}