20 Incredibly Bizarre Vintage Halloween Costumes

[Editor's note: In celebration of the holidays, we're spending the next two Tuesdays by counting down the top 12 Flavorwire features of 2012. This post, at #7, was originally published October 21st.] What is it about vintage costumes that makes them so much more bizarre — and so much scarier — than their modern equivalents? Were people really that much stranger back then, or do they only look absurd in hindsight? Fed up with the animal-ears-and-a-bra option that, no matter how many times everyone rolls their eyes over it, seems to be the prevailing trend year after year, we decided to look for a little inspiration in vintage photography. We scoured the web for the wildest, weirdest costumes of yesteryear, and came up with everything from toadstools to telephones — and one guy in “fancy dress as a side of bacon.” After the jump, get inspired — or totally freaked out — by our collection of creepy, funny, or just plain bizarre costumes worn by revelers in decades past. We hope you can sleep tonight.

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Wow. This fancy dress is lovely. I cant design one, but I want this one. This is really funny dress. I hope I can find one.

Reference: http://fancydressers.ie/

Here's a Halloween photo from 1928 that I found at a flea market. http://www.flickr.com/photos/66532971@N02/6169169217/in/set-72157627340090269

#17 are friends of mine! They took B&W shots of her Halloween creation and they look amazingly vintage! More of her work http://ilovegreyskies.blogspot.com/ and her Etsy shop http://www.etsy.com/shop/ilovegreyskies?ref=shop_sugg

The over-serious chicken just killed me.

In #2 They are dressed like the Michelin Man!! Awesome-blossom :)

In picture #14, this lady came to the party dressed as wallpaper!

The "phone heads" in picture #4, while very creative, are not a halloween costume. That is a photo taken at an art show of the surrealist painter Salvador Dali and his wife Gala.

the girl as fighter plane is not bizzarre, just plain awesome

Oops sorry, act II not act III

FYI the human fly costume is not a Halloween costume but a photo from the original production (1858) of Orpheus in the Underworld by Offenbach. Desire was the originator of the role of Jupiter, who in act III goes to the underworld disguised as a fly on the wall so he can spy on on Eurydice and Pluto.

These are wonderfully weird!!!! Halloween before it got religicized used to be the coolest holiday - EVAR! Always big in my family, but I'm 4th generation pagan so, it was Celtic New Years and a very big deal in Ireland and after we came to America. I remember Mother and Grandmother telling stories of week-long harmless pranking, decorating events, sewing parties and divination parties to find out who you were going to marry, or whether you would have a boy or girl baby. After zealous Wiccans pointed out how pagan and "sacred" it was, Abrahamics banned all the fun and the pendulum swung to trashy in revolt. And although "some" of the slutty is consistent with pagan revelry - my family wouldn't be caught dead with so little imagination as multiple cleavages on a night when you could be ANYTHING OR ANYONE you dreamed of. We all sewed costumes for our families. It was a dreamtime when anything was possible. My husband is an artist and he used to design costumes for the family when my kids were late teens and I'd fight gravity and physics to make the impossible possible. I even was offered a costuming job at Excalibur Hotel in Vegas, the costumes were so cool. As adults we'd take off work and he's spend the day face-painting living masks. We'd cook ancestor-favorite foods after giving out treats and watch scary movies until late. Halloween is still my favorite holiday.

I expect the chicken to turn to the camera and say, "To be... or not to *baaawwwk* be..."

Another measure of how awesome that bacon costume was; The fancy dress contest that guy won earned him a prize of 40 guineas in 1894, which is roughly worth $6,000 dollars in today's currency exchange rates (using retail price index as a measure of inflation), or around $25,600 using what the average British citizen made then vs. now.

These are awesome. A couple of them look like the girls wandered off some elaborate Busby Berkeley musical set piece (the Asian plane costume, for example). #15 looks like Aphex Twin's ancestor.

Anne--there's a big difference between a costume that says "suck my dick" (ie nothing really there for the ladies other than more objectification) and costumes designed to show off as much female flesh as possible. FWIW, every dude whom I've ever seen wearing one of those stupid breathalyzer costumes probably would never, ever be able to get sucked off any other way. Just saying.

There were a couple good Slutty Darth Vaders at Comicon NYC this year. But they weren't men.

There are tons of slutty guy outfits - are you kidding? Saw a great one yesterday - a breathalizer test with the blow hole over you can image where, and a fun meter on the body box. Great stuff! Loved the egg but you need hands for your drink...

Let me also add kudos for the surreal "phoneheads" and a triple YES to the "enough with the "slutty (insert whatever here)" trend. I have HAD it with that trend. Also, note that those are only aimed at women; you would NEVER see a "sexy Darth Vader" costume (for example) marketed to men (I picture a helmet, a vynil marble bag, and a modified "light saber.").

I've seen variations on a lot of these in modern times. One of my best costumes ever was a home-made full-body lobster costume, made with upholstery foaming cut and sewn. 3 parts; the headpiece (with eyeslits), main body piece (fit on over the head) and slip-on claw mitts. Red everything underneath. As such, the side of bacon really resonated with me; I would love to know what he made it out of in the absence of foam, polyester, and spray paint. I also think the Asian gal done up as a fighter plane is brilliant.

Being a side of bacon or a giant chicken is less bizarre than being a "slutty Elmo," as featured in other costume slideshows. Just saying.

I love that these folks were creative not only about what they were dressing as but they actually had to figure out how to construct those costumes themselves. Perhaps the value of dress up is lost when we just go to a store and pick something out.

scary stuff - like what you would find on the wall in the Overlook Hotel

How did they do this costume?! We need to make an egg one this year.