The Morning’s Top 5 Pop Culture Stories

1. House Majority Leader Tom Delay will be on the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars. [via Mediaite]
2. New Yorker critic David Denby says Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds is too silly to be enjoyed, even as a joke. [via The Daily Beast]
3. Peter Jackson-produced District 9 topped the weekend box office taking in $37 M. [via AP]
4. Radiohead releases “These Are My Twisted Words” on their website for free. [via EW] Or not.
5. Someone stole a large collection of stuffed birds from London’s Natural History Museum over the weekend. [via Unbeige]