Today CNN posted an article about the 12 most annoying types of Facebookers. Select the status update that seems the closest to something you’d write below and find out what your “type” is after the jump.
1. ______________ “forgot to defrost the chicken for dinner tonight. :(” 2. ______________ “just added three new items to my online shop!” 3. ______________ “doesn’t know who that dude from Russia is, but I added him.” 4. ______________ “RIP John Hughes” 5. ______________ “walked in on my parents having sex this morning. Wow.” 6. ______________ “hopes that your having a good weekend.” 7. ______________ “never thought it would come to this.” 8. No time for status update; too busy stalking people’s pictures. 9. ______________ “thinks the world = FAIL.” 10. No time for status update; too busy posting pictures of you that people will stalk. 11. ______________ “suddenly it’s all becoming clear.” 12. ______________ “hopes you didn’t forget to RSVP for her party tonight!!!”
The 12 Types
1. The Let-Me-Tell-You-Every-Detail-of-My-Day Bore. 2. The Self-Promoter. 3. The Friend-Padder. 4. The Town Crier. 5. The TMIer. 6. The Bad Grammarian. 7. The Sympathy-Baiter. 8. The Lurker. 9. The Crank. 10. The Paparazzo. 11. The Maddening Obscurist. 12. The Chronic Inviter.