Diana, Princess of Wales
Princess Diana was set to make a cameo in a 2003 issue of X-Statix as part of a storyline entitled “Di Another Day,” in which her zombie self would join the superhero team. Unsurprisingly, the British Royal Family killed it, and the issue finally ran with a eerily similar brunette in Diana’s place.
Nicki Minaj
Here’s Nicki Minaj losing it in her very own comic book, published by Blue Water Productions as part of their FAME series.
Jay Leno
The ludicrous premise aside, Leno looks as goofy as we’ve ever seen him in Marvel’s 2002 Jay Leno & Spider-Man: One Night Only. Plus, there are all those scenes where Superman throws Leno over his shoulder…
Sarah Palin
This is upsetting in so many ways.
Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis
Obviously, Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis were always a goofy laugh track — at least on stage — but something about this seems a little demeaning.
Demi Lovato
Demi Lovato: SuperDuck!
Lindsay Lohan
This is part of Blue Water Productions’s series INFAMOUS , and, well, we can see why.
Charlie Sheen
Come on, you’ve always wanted to see a cracked out-looking Charlie Sheen get exploded. Deadpool to the rescue.
Kim Kardashian
First: those floating faces in a sea of black. Second: they included scenes about the sex tape? Golly.
Alfred Hitchcock
We’ve never seen Alfred Hitchcock look more like a potato than he does in New Mutants #19. [Image via]