The Absolute Geekiest ‘Game of Thrones’ Merchandise

If you’re one of those hardcore fans who has spent your time since the end of Season 2 of Game of Thrones in mourning, or perhaps in sheer denial, living life as though you’re in Westeros – if you enjoy swigging mead from a casket, and holding GoT-themed parties, etc. – then this is a post for you. Ahead of Sunday’s Season 3 premiere, we were inspired to source the geekiest Game of Thrones merch we could find on the market, from the dirt cheap to the (almost) offensively expensive. And don’t hasten to let us know in the comments if we’ve missed out on any Game of Thrones swag essentials!


Game of Thrones-Inspired “My Sun and Stars & Moon of My Life” Pair of Hand Stamped Aluminium Rings, Etsy, $20.95

We dread to think how many marriages have begun thus. Still, there has to be at least one cheesy piece of memorabilia for couples as in love with Game of Thrones as they are with each other. Save the gummy ring, at just over $20, these might be the cheapest wedding rings ever.