We never thought we’d see the day when we considered putting “Horatio Sanz” and “hot” in the same sentence. Really–we just literally never thought about it. But the day has come, and even though we feel slightly odd that it comes by virtue of a huge weight loss, we can’t help ourselves. Ready? Horatio Sanz just lost 100 pounds, and he looks hot.
Sanz follows in the slim footsteps of Hollywood’s schlubbiest icon: Seth Rogen. Rogen recently did press for Zack and Miri looking like he’d spent months at the gym, and it didn’t go unnoticed. In a Myspace “Artist on Artist” talk between Rogen and Kevin Smith, the two famously big guys discussed their respective weights, and Rogen explained he’d been eating less to prepare for his upcoming role as the Green Hornet.
Rogen and Sanz definitely look good, but their weight had never bothered us before, and we’d like to echo what Kevin Smith told Rogen: “Please get chunky again!” if only because we’re not big fans of the “thinner is better” philosophy for women, and don’t think there should be a double standard for men. What’s next? A svelte Jonah Hill? A buff Sam KinisonDan Fogler? (Look him up). We’re all for healthy diets, but it’s depressing to think that a figures like Seth Rogen or Jonah Hill, who we all love unconditionally, should have to conform to tired body image standards. Plus, we already have enough skinny comedian dudes on our favorites list.
That being said, we’ll admit that we look forward to Horatio Sanz’s next red carpet event.





Comments (7)
A buff Sam Kinison would be really weird given that he's been dead for about sixteen years!
The beard helps too.
The beard/glasses help Horatio's new look. And didn't Michael Cera do the drastic weight loss thing post-George Michael?
Re: Michael Cera–Oh wait, that was puberty.
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1. Horatio still isn't hot.
2. I like Rogen better chubby.
3. There is a double standard for men, that's why it is ok to tell Rogen to "get chunky again". No one would ever say that to a female celebrity that lost weight. They would ask them how they plan on keeping it off. In fact, can you even think of a chubby female celebrity? Because I can't off the top of my head, but I can list at least 10 chubby male celebrities. Not having a double standard would be telling Rogen to stay thin.
Amen! Horatio is looking good. I like my hombres with a little meat on their bones. I think this qualifies me as a chubby chaser. Even wrote about it, here: http://tinyurl.com/6x8fjd.
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