The Smuttiest Fanfiction Stories Starring Highbrow Literary Characters [NSFW]

This week, we laughed out loud at this hilarious Craigslist ad, in which a woman seeks a Robb Stark lookalike to have sex with (we hope she found him). The ridiculous ad reminded us of all the equally ridiculous erotic fanfiction out there, and so we went snooping to see what we could find. Though there are plenty of fanfics about the kind of characters you’d expect (see a terrible Harry Potter/Good Charlotte/all-purpose Internet goth one here), there are also quite a few amateur scribes out there turning the characters from highbrow literary works to, er, devious purposes. After the jump, ten works of — extremely NSFW — erotic fiction of varying qualities, each based on Very Serious Literature. All we have to say is: oof.

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The Great Gatsby: We Found Love in a Hopeless Era, MikiRave096

“Gatsby could feel the heat rising inside him. The pleasure was heavy in his abdomen. He could feel the coils tightening as he imagined Nick whimpering his name through stifled moans. Slowly opening his eyes, he beheld a Beauty. A deep blush embellished Nick’s mellifluous cheeks. His wet tongue ran across his dry, slightly parted lips. His Adam’s apple bobbed as he swallowed. Most importantly, his bright eyes stared intensely at HIM. Gatsby was on cloud nine. Nick was bliss. Overwhelmed by pleasure, Gatsby released his seed deep within Daisy with a loud moan. He thrust a few more times, riding his orgasm.”