Iggy Pop
Twin junior Iggys! And they’re terrified!
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Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy striking a decidedly similar pose with his kids.
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Alice Cooper
Beware, indeed.
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Nick Cave
Cave and kids styling it on the red green carpet.
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Lil Wayne
And his daughter. Bless.
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Paul Stanley
Hi, mum!
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Robert Plant
Plant and son Karac, from The Song Remains the Same.
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George Clinton
Because who wouldn’t expect to run into George freaking Clinton in the food court? (Also, nice Misfits T-shirt, kid.)
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James Hetfield
Much better than hunting bears in Russia.
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Flava Flav
And his seventh kid, apparently!
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Nikki Sixx
Making a kid with cancer’s day. Pretty awesome, actually.
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Snoop Dogg
Snoop Dogg and Snoop Pupps.
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Keith Richards
Stop blowing smoke in my direction!
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Rick James
What did the five fingers say to the face?
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Slash
Millinery flair runs in the family, clearly.
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Kurt Cobain
Sigh.
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Ian Curtis
Double sigh.
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Jim Morrison
With Pamela Coulson and cute baby, before the rot beard set in.
Steven Tyler
An exclusive performance for his in-no-way-terrified grandson!
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Jarvis Cocker
And finally, we’re not sure Jarvis qualifies as “debauched,” but this was wayyyyy too adorable to omit.
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