Superhero Facebook Status Updates

We’ve already seen what it would be like if Lolita‘s Humbert Humbert embraced social networking (“Humbert became a fan of Girls My Age If This Was Twenty-Five Years Ago.”) but what if superheroes like Spider-Man, Superman, and the Green Lantern spent their days procrastinating on Facebook, updating their statuses, and commenting on each other’s profiles? Peep the results after the jump.

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[via Comics Alliance]