Flavorwire’s Holiday Gift Guide: 50 Gifts for 50 Cultural Icons

Everyone knows that the holidays are a time for tradition, so here’s one of Flavorwire‘s long-time favorites: doling out gifts to some of contemporary culture’s biggest and boldest icons. Whether they’re dead or alive, naughty or nice, whether they’ve been a cultural touchstone for five decades or five minutes — everyone deserves presents this time of year, right? So with that in mind, click through to find the perfect gift for the Miley Cyrus, Joss Whedon, or J-Law in your life. You know you’ve got one.

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Lily Allen
Solid Gold Boob Ring, $7,500 at Nora Kogan Jewelry

Just imagine the imprint this ring would make in the face of the misogynist music industry next time Allen takes a swing at them. Er, metaphorically, of course.