Today at Flavorpill, we read the world’s saddest Craigslist post. We had dreams of reams of Eames. We watched a cicada molt. We were frightened, and yet slightly intrigued, by the lives of time warp wives. We wondered what Andrew Lloyd Webber is planning to do with a $20 M dollar budget for Phantom 2. Build a replica of the Cyclone? We were pained by these hand-carved bicycle seats. We got a kick out of Valerie Leonard’s classic pet portraits. We got the scoop on the Animal Collective EP. We were taken aback by the thought of a nude Marge Simpson. Michael Cera made us laugh. And then we decided to call it quits. Watch this, and meet us back here next week.