Today is Nicolas Cage’s 50th birthday! Are you surprised he made it this long? Me too. And how will you be celebrating? Will you watch all of the National Treasure movies and look up facts about American history on Wikipedia? Will you recreate the roach-eating scene in Vampire’s Kiss? Will you Cage Your Queue? All of those sound like great ideas. As for me, I’m done, because I went through the terrifying rabbit hole that is the Nicolas Cage Fan Art community on the Internet, and I’ve returned with the ten most unsettling images to share, just in case the Polar Vortex hasn’t already ruined your day.
When Bronies and Nic Cage fan come together, so does great art.[via SketchingPonies]
I don’t know what it is, but it scares me and I hate it. [via average-artist]
Here’s the Nicolas Cage T-Rex that you were asking for! [via Reinspired]
Help. This is what my nightmares will look like tonight. [via GeekTyrant]
Does cosplay count as art? Sure, it’s FAN PERFORMANCE ART. [via KelloBear]
Can you imagine trying to feed Nic Cage Cat? I think I’d just throw uncooked steaks across the room and then run away. [via ninjakittymastar]
The depressed Nic Cage cat is a little more my speed. [via HiddenStash]
Nic Cage looks really good pregnant! [via asiantown]
In an alternate universe, I imagine Nic Cage would have given up on acting after Peggy Sue Got Married and taken up collecting guns and guitars. [via theCHIVE]
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And, of course, Nic Cage as Miley Cyrus in “Wrecking Ball.” [via BuzzFeed]