Exciting news, at least for half of you: The alternative babes over at SuicideGirls have created another iPhone application. Fans of their earlier Flip Strip app might have wondered, how do I land a sexy SuicideGirl? Perhaps Seduce a SuicideGirl can help you out with that. After the jump, we try it out.

Remember the choose-your-own-adventure books you had as a kid? Well, the Seduce a SuicideGirl app — written by Anthony Zuiker, creator of the CSI franchise, and directed by Troy Miller, Executive Producer of Flight of the Conchords and Bored to Death — is exactly that, but for an older crowd who probably has their own tube of A & D ointment in the medicine cabinet.

You’ll be presented with a series of everyday scenarios set in a comic book store. Navigate them correctly and you get to make out with Zoli Suicide. More likely you will choose wrong and Zoli will shoot you down ten different ways. “Sorry dude, I met someone in the bathroom.”

It will definitely make you laugh, and probably make you a little turned on, so check it out at iTunes. (Did we mention it’s only $.99?) Be sure to give them some feedback if you really like it, as they are looking to create more applications starring different SuicideGirls.