The Morning’s Top 5 Pop Culture Stories

1. Wolverine and musical theater fans cry into their cereal this morning as Hugh Jackman turns down a repeat Oscar hosting gig. [via Variety]
2. We wonder whether the steak will be served rare at the new Twilight-themed eatery in Washington state. [via Eater]
3. Lady Gaga will join fellow pantsless dancers from the Bolshoi Ballet in a Francesco Vezzoli-directed performance for rich LA art patrons at MOCA‘s 30th anniversary bash. [via ArtInfo]
4. Natalie Portman claims Jonathan Safran Foer’s veggie manifesto Eating Animals turned her vegan. Did it also inspire her turn on this week’s Top Chef? [via HuffPo]
5. From the cradle to the grave: Wal-Mart is now selling coffins, ready to ship in 48 hours. [via BBC]

Bonus video after the jump: Scranton‘s very own Kelly Kapoor and Erin Hannon performing their dance jam “Male Prima Donna.”