Wooden salt-and-pepper shakers by Paper Doll Wood Shop on Etsy.* [via Design Milk]
Mustache bandages: might look a little weird on, say, your ankle. [via Incredible Things]
Mustache gloves by Jack Spade for the Colette x GAP pop-up store. [via High Snobiety]
Mustache ring by Isette on Etsy — incorporating quirk, thrift, and optical illusion into one small package. [via Etsy]
Beard Cap: a knit beard-and-mustache combo to keep your face warm. [via Doobybrain]
Bonus: download a mustachioed greatest hits screensaver here.
*Literally, the handmade Holy Grail of crafty mustache design.