So it has finally come to this. No longer content to just have sucked us in with season three’s much touted Chuck Bass gay kiss, season two’s Georgina Sparks Identity Theft Brouhaha, or Serena Van Der Woodsen’s tearful season one confession that she killed someone, the creators of Gossip Girl are making it that much harder to look away with titillating news that tonight the Upper East Side will be rocked by a scandal of epic sexual proportions: menage à trois. Gimmicky ratings ploy? Sure. But, hell, we’ll drink to that! And now so will you!
Now, all of the rules of our original Gossip Girl Drinking Game still apply with a few additions and modifications:
1. You do not talk about Fight Club Everyone present for the occasion must drink.
2. Drinking game rules apply from the moment you hear Kristen Bell announces “Gossip Girl here…” till the final “XOXO”
3. Liquor only, please. No beer (That means you too, Chace). This is, after all, a very classy show.
4. ONE shot or swig of your drink for each of the following:
– Every Gossip Girl Blast
– Dorota referring to “Meester Chuck” or “Mees Blair” (THREE if Blair imitates her doing it!)
– All insults aimed at the outer boroughs and/or Vanessa and Dan from being from the outer boroughs
– Any reference to oft-heard indie bands of yore (We love you, Sonic Youth, we really d0!) or major designer label
– Every time someone is referred to by their first initial (S? B? Ladies, this is Park Avenue, not Sesame Street.)
5. Whenever Gossip Girl herself speaks, all present must drink for the duration. We need you nice and sloshed for the main event.
6. And when said threesome does occur we expect nothing short of a Waterfall. For those of you unfamiliar with the concept, a waterfall is where everyone drinks in a circle starting from the person initiating the waterfall (in this case the person starting would be the person who correctly guesses who will be involved in said threesome) and continues drinking until the person to their right has stopped, leaving the last man drinking (you know, the one who was so wrong that he/she was guessed that Dorota would be involved) just sober enough to call out sick tomorrow from work.
Happy Drinking! You know you love us!
XOXO, Flavorwire