A consideration that must elude many first-time punchers.
We’re pretty sure this after-effect eludes plenty of first-timers as well.
Glory holes: accurately named.
Male-to-male lap sitting: pretty sure this is a Republican “cure” for homosexuality.
Forrest manages to make the already decidedly un-sexy Mile High Club even more awkward.
But we’re pretty sure it was even grosser for everyone else on the plane.
Turns out Forrest makes the same cry face post-coitus and post-pancake.
Another satisfied customer.
Forrest must have a Comedy Central expense account for lunches as big as this one.
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