Murray Hill — in case you’ve never been lucky enough to catch his show — is old school showbiz, pure and simple. He’s gin martinis, expensive cigars and fancy suits. He’s laugh-out-loud hilarious. And he’s only talking to us because he’s got a special holiday show this weekend that he’d like to promote. Diva.
But we’ll take what we can get. After the jump, find Murray’s Christmas wish list; in the spirit of reciprocity, he’s offering $10 off for Flavorwire readers who plan to check him out live. Just enter the code: snowbiz.
1. Tickets to Liza Minnelli’s new show Liza’s at The Palace
2. Lunch with Don Rickles at Joe Allen’s
3. A George Foreman grill, the one on wheels
4. A winning record for the New York Knicks
5. My two front teeth
6. A tub of Swedish fish
7. Health insurance
8. A MetroCard
9. A rent-controlled apartment