Yanni — Yes, That Yanni — to Release Album Called ‘Sensuous Chill’

This may be peak Yanni. He of the soul patch, mustache, and synthesizers has announced a new album called Sensuous Chill, to be released on January 29. 

Sensuous Chill. The name says it all, doesn’t it? There’s gonna be some harp. There’s gonna be some sax. There’s gonna be some alarmingly progressive dance beats thrown over the zipping-bee shrill of an army of violins. There’s gonna be vibes galore.

It’s easy to imagine Sensuous Chill killing in a bunch of different environs, too, right? Maybe like the Pyramids? Hopefully the Pyramids, because it would be embarrassing if it didn’t kill when Yanni performs it as part of an upcoming PBS special, called Yanni: The Dream Concert – Live from The Great Pyramids of Egypt. Yanni’s motivation for bringing Sensuous Chill to the Great Pyramids? Uh, pyramids are sexy, obviously. Yanni says, “I wanted to create a sensuous melodious and sexy environment for the listener; and I wanted it to last a long time!” Yes, Yanni. Sensuous Chill should last as long as one needs to be sensuously chilled.

Yanni is also going on tour, should the PBS special not be enough. Below you’ll find a full list of all the places you can take your lover to chill sensuously in public.

02/02/16 – Sarasota, FL – Van Wezel Perf. Arts Hall (SOLD OUT)
02/03/16 – Jacksonville, FL – Moran Theater
02/05/16 – Clearwater, FL – Ruth Eckerd Hall
02/06/16 – West Palm Beach, FL – Perfect Vodka Amphitheatre
02/08/16 – Naples, FL – Artis (SOLD OUT)
02/09/16 – Tallahassee, FL – Donald L. Tucker Civic Center
02/10/16 – Nashville, TN – Andrew Jackson Hall
02/11/16 – Jackson, MS – Thalia Mara Hall
02/13/16 – Orlando, FL – Dr. Phillips Center For The Performing Arts
02/14/16 – Melbourne, FL – King Center For Performing Arts
02/15/16 – North Charleston, SC – North Charleston Perf. Arts Center
02/16/16 – Greenville, SC – Peace Center Concert Hall
02/18/16 – Lafayette, LA – Heymann Performing Arts Center
02/19/16 – Panama City, FL – Marina Civic Center
02/20/16 – Atlanta, GA – Fox Theatre
02/21/16 – Charlotte, NC – Belk Theater
03/07/16 – Colorado Springs, CO – Pikes Peak Center
03/08/16 – Denver, CO – Bellco Theatre
03/10/16 – Tucson, AZ – Centennial Hall
03/11/16 – Tempe, AZ – Gammage Auditorium
03/12/16 – San Diego, CA – San Diego Civic Theatre
03/13/16 – Reno, NV – Grand Sierra Resort Theatre
03/15/16 – Palm Desert, CA – McCallum Theatre
03/16/16 – Los Angeles, CA – Microsoft Theater
03/18/16 – Los Angeles, CA – Microsoft Theater
03/19/16 – San Jose, CA – City National Civic
03/20/16 – Costa Mesa, CA – Segerstrom Center For The Arts
03/21/16 – Las Vegas, NV – The Smith Center For The Performing Arts
03/23/16 – El Paso, TX – The Plaza Theatre
03/24/16 – San Antonio, TX – Majestic Theatre
03/25/16 – Grand Prairie, TX – Verizon Theatre At Grand Prairie
03/26/16 – New Orleans, LA – Saenger Theatre
03/29/16 – Lancaster, PA – American Music Theatre
03/30/16 – Lancaster, PA – American Music Theatre
04/01/16 – Morristown, NJ – Mayo Performing Arts Center
04/02/16 – Atlantic City, NJ – Borgata Hotel, Casino & Spa / Event Ctr.
04/03/16 – Durham, NC – Durham Performing Arts Center
04/04/16 – Newport News, VA – Ferguson Center For The Arts
07/15/16 – Toronto, ON – Molson Canadian Amphitheatre
07/22/16 – Kettering, OH – Fraze Pavilion For The Perf. Arts