A Children’s Treasury of People Dragging ‘People’ Magazine’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Pick

"Blake Shelton is, at best, the sexiest divorced dad at this barbecue."

People magazine’s annual “Sexiest Man Alive,” which has been awarded in years past to no-brainer selections like George Clooney, Channing Tatum, and Denzel Washington, was announced a couple of days ago, and their pick for 2017 is… interesting?

It’s country superstar, The Voice co-host, and Gwen Stefani squeeze Blake Shelton. He seems very nice! And is handsome? In an unoffensive, surburban high school football coach sort of way? But, y’know, we’re all friends here, and “sexiest man ALIVE,” like out of all the men who are currently drawing breath, is a wee bit of a stretch.

Don’t believe us? Let’s see what the Twitter has to say.