Some things don’t need an elaborate introduction, like Instagram account My Hotel Carpet. “I travel for a living. Stay in a lot of hotels. See a lot of carpet,” writes photographer Bill Young. And 558k followers later, Instagram fame was his. According to Lost at E Minor, Young has spent most of his life as a corporate pilot and does photos as a side gig. But the internet can’t resist a great garish carpet that looks like something out of The Shining remixed with a Christmas ugly sweater.