Today at Flavorpill, we liked Tiny Mix Tapes’ spiffy new look. We met “Markus,” America’s first legal male prostitute. He thinks he’s Rosa Parks. We had a ridiculous amount of fun watching a guy with a crazy mustache play with Legos. We were slightly jealous of Hollywood’s top earning couples. We peeped the Roitfelds’ family portrait. We loved these Evel Knievel-inspired uniforms for the U.S. Bobsled and freestyle ski aerials teams. We were sorry to hear that Dexter star Michael C. Hall has cancer — luckily he’s currently in remission. We were charmed by Wes Anderson as a thankful stop-motion puppet. We discovered Dan Brown’s top secret singing career. We were embarrassed by how excited the tracklist for Peter Gabriel’s upcoming indie rock cover album made us. And finally, we were oddly thankful for these obsolete movie cliches that technology will never kill. Long live the giant, floppy X-Ray.