The Scientologist: Tom Cruise
The Alien Sex Slave: Lady Gaga
The LSD Tripping Alien: Mickey Rourke
The Troll Doll Alien: Ashley Olsen
The Troll Doll Alien’s Evil Twin: Mary-Kate Olsen
The Batshit Crazy Alien: Amy Winehouse
The Outer Space Insect: Victoria Beckham
The Catholic Alien: Mel Gibson
The Alienated: Billy Baldwin