When we heard that news yesterday that Judy Craymer, the producer of Mamma Mia!, had signed an agreement with Simon Fuller, Universal Music. and the Spice Girls to create a new musical based around their music, we let out a collective, Spice World-induced groan. What’s it with celebrities who clearly peaked back in the ’90s trying to resurface over a decade later? They’re everywhere, and they’re more dated than our lizard print Doc Martens.
After the jump, our unordered list of pop culture personalities who we think should remain exactly where we left them — as a distant (and in some cases, rather fond) memory. Add to it with a comment.
1. The Spice Girls
2. M.C. Hammer
3. Michael Bolton
4. Aerosmith
5. The cast of Beverly Hills, 90210
6. The cast of Melrose Place
7. Vanilla Ice
8. Boyz II Men
9. Peter Gabriel
10. The Baby-sitter’s Club
11. Hugh Grant
12. Alicia Silverstone
13. Darius Rucker
14. Dennis Rodman
15. Alanis Morissette
16. Jewel
17. Marilyn Manson
18. James Van Der Beek
19. David Hasselhoff
20. Mayim Bialik
21. Kate Moss
22. Sylvester Stallone
23. Steven Seagal
24. The cast of Roseanne (except for Sarah Chalke)
25. Sandy ‘Pepa’ Denton
26. Courtney Love
27. Kurt Loder
28. Kirk Cameron
29. Jean-Claude Van Damme
30. Melissa Joan Hart
31. Whitney Houston
32. Arnold Schwarzenegger
33. Meg Ryan
34. Billy Corgan
35. John Travolta





Comments (8)
Brendan Fraser should have quit after Encino Man.
Kevin Costner?
Pam Anderson
power rangers would be the opposite to this list. more power rangers!
Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts.
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Ha. Donkey Lips should return in all his splendor, I say. Also Bobby Budnick.
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