Today at Flavorpill, we met Google’s new social networking feature, Buzz. We welcomed back our favorite hip-hop comedy duo, The Real. We wished that the YouTube haters would leave Beaker alone. We looked at naked airport security X-rays. We braced for Sweet Valley Confidential, a new book chronicling Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield’s lives as twenty-somethings. We vowed to drink more beer because it’s good for our bones. We wondered what Lars von Trier has planned for poor Penelope Cruz. We couldn’t decide which is more upsetting: the thought of one’s parents having sex or a new Discovery Channel special about Tyrannosaurus Rex sex. We wanted rumors that Jack White will produce Dolly Parton’s next album to be true. And finally, we watched the sequel to Google’s Super Bowl ad. This one’s a little more grounded in reality.