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Testing Out The Trustworthiness of Beards

When we came across this fantastic infographic rating the relative trustworthiness of men based on facial hair, we were impressed by the level of detail, but remained skeptical of the findings. After the jump we’ve compiled a list of some of our favorite facial hair in pop culture and decided to test out their ranking system. What do you think: Pink Flamingos-induced childhood nightmares withstanding, does John Waters really deserve to be sitting right next to Adolf Hitler?

VERY TRUSTWORTHY


Full Beard/Jeff Bridges


The Philosopher/Brad Pitt

MILDLY TRUSTWORTHY


Full Mustache/Walter Cronkite


The Cop Mustache/Liz Lemon

NEUTRAL


Chin Tuft + Mustache/Mickey Rourke

QUESTIONABLE


Curly Mustache/Salvador Dali


Goatee/Ricky Martin

UNSAVORY


The Horseshoe/Hulk Hogan

DANGEROUS


Pencil Thin Mustache/John Waters


The Hilter/Adolf Hitler

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